since, i can't [will NEVER be able] to write a funny piece or even a witty one without mentioning about a cute-guy with a ball, here's a piece from Marian Keyes's THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY..

What's your favourite smell?
Success

Which living person do you most admire?
Myself

What would you most change about yourself?
My lack of sense of humour with strangers

Which living person do you most despise?
Myself? you guess

How do you unwind?
In bed.. as much time as i can.. 6 hours preferably

What traits do you dislike most in others?
Their filthy minds

What makes you cry?
Chopping onions

What makes you depressed?
My lack of psychic ability

Where do you see yourself in five years' time?
See previous answer

Do you believe in monogamy?
sounds like the japanese paper game, right?

What are your distinguishing qualitites?
i can talk about football non-stop only if you agree with me.. and there's always the story of my imaginary boyfriend

What five things could you not live without?
Fresh air, sleep, food, a circulatory system - and Damien or a person equal to him

What's your favourite phrase?
It's this free?

What makes you happy?
When the answer is YES

What's the important lesson life has taught you?
Nice girls fnish last

if you know me, or read my posts before... you know which answer is the original or you can just look up at Keyes's TOSOTS p.g... her answer is much more the same with mine -minus the real witty answers..


p/s: when a friend told you a story.. it's ur job to listen to it.. but what if you already lost the judgement as a friend because you're just a human, not a superman.. even superman falls in love

The truth is rarely pure and never simple

Oscar Wilde,
The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895, Act I

♥ ♥ ♥ aJLa I'm no angel.. and i manage to remain alive in my own quirky way

"Look at the stars, and not the reflection of the moon."

*having my wickest dream come true *hint* dvz *hint*
*not to kill anyone as a doctor
*a person who can swept me off my feet