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How to Stay Onside
Monday, May 22, 2006

In the spirit of the up-coming friendly match between Australia and Greece and WORLD CUP, i've found this intersting article on Herald Sun

dedicated to the diehard Football fan out there [who would be brave enough to put these rules on the fridge] for their partner, girlfriend/boyfriend, friend...

  1. "during the world cup, the television is mine, at all times without any exceptions. if you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it"
  2. "if you have to pass in front of the TV during the game, i don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me"
  3. "during the games, i will be blind, deaf, and mute to anything not related to football"
  4. "it would be a good idea for you to keep plenty of nibbles in the fridge and stocks for coffee"
  5. "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! if you see me upset because one of my teams has lost, DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT say; "Get over it, it's only a game'. you only make me angrier and i will love you even less"
  6. "You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only, when commerciasl are on AND only if the half-time score is pleasing me"
  7. "the replays of the goal are VERY important. i don't care if i have seen them or i haven't seen them, i WANT to see them again. MANY TIMES"
  8. "DEAR BOYFRIEND or a GUY; i will have complete viewing rights to watch any ITALIAN final without question and interruption and i WILL NOT tolerate any ADMONISHMENTS for gasps of adulation in the direction of hot players"
  9. The daily World Cup highlights show on tv every night is just as important as the game thenselves
  10. and FINALLY, please save your expressions such as 'Thank God the World Cup is only every four years'. i am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League

THank you for your co-operation

&faded to grey at 5/22/2006 03:06:00 pm♥

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