3 Code Blue [one back-to-back at the other end of the hospital], 2 MET calls, 1 VT arrest in da unit, pre-MET call for a patient with 8 hours of unrecorded BP post-op [Cr of 1200. ALP of 2500, BP 60/40, K of 9.0].. got only 2 dialysis machine with 3 patient need to be on, have to denied access for patient who need dialysis...
talk about a crazy day!
and i came back and read this very funny article about England team
"Oh Lord, is he really the England manager?"
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20 Things That Will Happen vs Andorra
* Steve McClaren looks like this after a 2-0 win.
* Frank Lampard scores via a deflection off four players, beats his chest and Jamie Redknapp smugly informs us that he's silenced his critics.
* McClown makes a point of giving Wayne Rooney a very public hug or a manly clap on the shoulder, to prove that they're as close as Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams.
* Steven Gerrard sets up a goal from the right wing, thus proving he should be used out there rather than in his proper position.
* Aaron Lennon, ditto, left wing.
* England have 76% possession.
* During which time 76% of you fall asleep. Even if you're in the pub.
* Someone scores a free-kick, and we're informed no one misses David Beckham.
* Stewart Downing is brought on for Aaron Lennon in the 65th minute. Does little of note.
* Rio Ferdinand jumps on the back of the a goalscorer like they've just netted in the World Cup final against Brazil, rather than hit the second in a turgid match against an amateur side.
* Wayne Rooney is booked for dissent over a throw-in.
* Owen Hargreaves is named man of the match for containing the rampaging Andorrans.
* Star-struck Andorran players ask to swap shirts. Three move into Frank Lampard's.
* Half of the commentators' sentences begin "With the greatest respect to Andorra..."
* The rest inform us that Micah Richards is 'athletic', John Terry is 'brave' and there are so many England fans there "it's like a home game".
* Someone from the England camp tells us the win is a "statement of intent".
* Someone in the Russia camp dies laughing.
* Andorra have one easy chance after a ridiculous piece of England defending. They miss it.
* Steve McClown tells us that "someone who watches a lot of international football" says it's the best win over Andorra in March ever. Well, since 2002.
* Three journalists are blinded by his smile.
aJLa
I'm no angel.. and i manage to remain alive in my own quirky way
